Barf in the UAE!

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Location: Sharjah, United Arab Emirates

Some uncouth readers may think that by "Barf," I'm referrring to the colloquial Americanism for vomit. In fact, dear reader, I mean no such thing. Barf is a marvellous Iranian product, a detergent that makes clothes so white, they're just like barf! (Which, of course, is Persian for 'snow.') I pray for your eternal souls, you poor ignorant things.

23 February 2009

The Bulls

On any given Friday, locals in Fujariah meet at a field near the corniche to the south of the city. Farmers come from the cities and towns on the UAE's Indian Ocean Coast, from Fujariah, the Sharjah enclave, Kalba, Khor Fakkan, even Dibbah and the Omani coast nearby. They bring their prize bulls and in a series of struggles with rules that are obscure to outsiders have them butt heads in conflicts designed to bloody neither them nor the spectators. Contests start in the late afternoon and continue into the fading light of the early evening...
















4 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

so....do the bulls go out for ice-cream afterwards?

6:47 PM  
Blogger Dr. Jordan said...

mmmmm love that kwality ice cream.

7:29 PM  
Blogger Champagne Socialist said...

What I want to know is...how do they keep their galabayas SO WHITE in that mud??? (must be barf).

7:49 PM  
Blogger BarfUser said...

Here, they call galabayas "dishdashes" :) ... and keeping them clean is just something, apparently, you learn to do. I've seen kids with some very dirty dishdashes.

Apparently, all the bulls get out if is a nice ride in the back of a pickup truck.

10:05 AM  

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