Barf in the UAE!

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Location: Sharjah, United Arab Emirates

Some uncouth readers may think that by "Barf," I'm referrring to the colloquial Americanism for vomit. In fact, dear reader, I mean no such thing. Barf is a marvellous Iranian product, a detergent that makes clothes so white, they're just like barf! (Which, of course, is Persian for 'snow.') I pray for your eternal souls, you poor ignorant things.

09 October 2006

Indian Ocean




Ramadan, dawn, ocean still, wind light, air warm and moist. From the nineteenth floor the hotel lay quiet save for fumigating machine, hammers of workmen, and an ocean quietly lapping, lapping a beach picked clean by workers. The fountains of the pools splashed, all water, water everywhere, water as if the hills behind were not as dry as death, the hard bare rocks barren even of grass. At poolside, any time of day, drinks of sugared liquid quell any sign of thirst.

5 Comments:

Blogger Champagne Socialist said...

Looks like the view's pretty good from the top, eh?

nice post. :)

6:30 AM  
Blogger BarfUser said...

The army of Barfuser readers speak with one voice!

11:06 AM  
Blogger moryarti said...

Isn't that Al Aqqa beach resort?

11:45 PM  
Blogger Champagne Socialist said...

hey! so I'm glad you're back from Europe! Have you not heard the news of my impromput UAE visit??? i wonder if i've emailed you at the right address....

oh dear. *lisa is freaking out*

hehe.

I hope you had a good time in EUrope. check your history.umass address.

10:06 AM  
Blogger Champagne Socialist said...

Why the hell do you even have a blog????

8:33 AM  

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