Barf in the UAE!

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Location: Sharjah, United Arab Emirates

Some uncouth readers may think that by "Barf," I'm referrring to the colloquial Americanism for vomit. In fact, dear reader, I mean no such thing. Barf is a marvellous Iranian product, a detergent that makes clothes so white, they're just like barf! (Which, of course, is Persian for 'snow.') I pray for your eternal souls, you poor ignorant things.

20 February 2006

Barf everywhere.

No trip to Europe would be complete without a visit to our German friends, whose night life seems to require a certain amount of spiritual barf.

We celebrate our European barf-ly compatriots! Long live the world of barf!

1 Comments:

Blogger Champagne Socialist said...

Sounds Spoke-worthy to me.

How about this? yum. Biologically Appropriate Raw Food: http://www.barfworld.com/

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