Barf in the UAE!

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Location: Sharjah, United Arab Emirates

Some uncouth readers may think that by "Barf," I'm referrring to the colloquial Americanism for vomit. In fact, dear reader, I mean no such thing. Barf is a marvellous Iranian product, a detergent that makes clothes so white, they're just like barf! (Which, of course, is Persian for 'snow.') I pray for your eternal souls, you poor ignorant things.

31 December 2005

Barf.

3 Comments:

Blogger Champagne Socialist said...

I love this photo! Except, of course, it painfully reminds me of how much laundry I have to do at the moment.

2:22 AM  
Blogger Champagne Socialist said...

update, loser. :)

7:58 AM  
Blogger Champagne Socialist said...

I mean it. Update.

And are you Osman I? Or is that one of my OTHER anonymous overly educated friends?

5:09 AM  

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